I'd like to see you and JMG in a buddy movie
like 48 hours, you start off being all surly and unfriendly then gradually come to accept his culture and find repect for him
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 6:21, archived)

PFFT
Culture. Nice one. I did a funny at my new neighbour yesterday. The old girl saw me carrying in my guitar in its flight case and said "Oh are you a musician?" "No, love. I've got a guitar though". Comedy gold, honest.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 6:25, archived)

wait til she finds out it's a Gibson, bet she calls you a puff

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 7:03, archived)

In which case she might try to cure me
It's all win in the granny fanny stakes
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 7:29, archived)