Personally I had a guillemot.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)

Did you do it in front a bunch of terns
you filthy bastard?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:31, archived)

MOOSIE

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)