Cliff's dead.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8141696.stm
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)

He's gone on the eternal summer holiday

( broadsword, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)

TJ
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/8143103.stm this is a better news story
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)

Where the fuck is Goatworrier?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)

BOYCOTT NEWQUAY

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)

I went last year for the first time
I don't need any further persuasion.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)

I went there about ten years ago
I dont imagine its improved any
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)

I think I might have enjoyed it ten years ago,
a 14 year old literally threw herself at me on my first night there, so not all bad then.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

and you were 26, right?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

30 :(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)

Even I managed to get a shag in Newquay
*sighs wistfully*
( broadsword, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

I thankfully avoided that hazard.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)

Personally I had a guillemot.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)

Did you do it in front a bunch of terns
you filthy bastard?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:31, archived)

MOOSIE

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)

It is a horrible shitehole these days
I will give it that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)

BOYQUAY NEWCOTT: FASHION DETECTIVE

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)

NEWKY BOYCOTT
Cricketer, brown ale drinker and all round wife-beater.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)

COQUAY BOY NEWTT
ARROGANT LIZARD
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)

good morning i am at home and i am sad and i do not know what to do.

( sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

Why are you at home and why are you sad?
*interhugs*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)

wank
its what I do
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)

And
remember, it's not a crime anymore.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)

He don't walk anymore

( broadsword, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

Arf

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)

"urged to boycott town until it is made safer" ?
It's by the seaside. Fuck me, who'd predict there would be some cliffs there? Let's boycott trains too, because occasionally a child gets hit playing on the tracks.

Teenager gets drunk and falls of cliff. Score one for Darwin. Move on.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)

For some reason i read that as 'sometimes a child gets molested on a train'
*blinks*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

Let's not get your inner thoughts in here, now.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

*Forward Defensive*
/Boycott

*relurks*
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

Those accusations of wife beating are ridiculous
they said he hit her fifteen times. That would have taken Boycott 4 and a half hours.

/lol.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

I thought you were dead, Snake.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
However my new role at work makes death from overwork a distinct possibility.

Who ever thought it would be a good idea to merge one of the world's biggest retail banks with one of the world's biggest investment banks?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)

You bankers SICKEN me.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)

The parents are trying to sue the restaurant for letting him get drunk
Although they stand to lose their licence, it's not their fault if someone can't hold their drink.
( SuperMatt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)

Even their seawater isn't safe to drink
and they have sharp knives.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)

I'm disgusted the government hasn't put a 6foot chain link fence at the edge of every cliff and hole in britain
it's disgusting
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)

I hate the nanny state
WHY DON'T THEY PROTECT US?!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)

because a nanny state
would only shake us until we got brain damage.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

Shaken Britain syndrome.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)

No wonder no one noticed him falling off the cliff, all of his mates have got HUGE cataracts

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)

I'm going to click I like this

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)