well
cheryl from accounts has been seen going home with a fuller bag than what she came in with and we seem to be running out of teabags and sugar cubes a lot faster lately.

COINCIDENCE?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)

Why did I read that as "teabeans"?
Have I just managed to stumble upon the secret of Hot-Drink-Awesomeness?
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)

hot-drink-awesomeness is hot chocolate+brandy

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)

yes, it's known as using coffee beans instead of tea bags
it's a secret drink called "coffee", but we're trying not to let the English know about it because they'll fuck it up like they do everything else, so keep shtum.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)

faaaaaackin bitch
I'd wipe my fanny on the rim of her cup.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)