I think you'll find, sir,
that a platex bra is incapable of extending itself to anything like that distance.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)

it doesnt need to be stretched
if a woman was wearing it, should could indeed be going to Devon in a platex bra.
( turb0t, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)