Those jeans are skintight baby! How do you get into those!?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)

I have to do the wiggle bum dance
As my legs expand through the day they won't go past my calves :(
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)

You were supposed to say "you can start by buying me a drink"
But you're obviously too cool for Austin Powers quotes.

I enjoy the image of your wiggle bum dance though, A+
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)

It was Jean-Jogging at it's most ridiculous
If you thought that was sexy, you should see me trying to do my shirt up with popper buttons. I think really hard and get confused as I lick my lips.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)

You're just a WHORE!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)

I know :)
*fairy wings and cowboy boots*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)

are you black?

( spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)

Yes.
Are you?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)

I'm starting a new black swimming awareness troupe, you in?
We'll be called 'NWA'.

'Now, With Armbands'
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

i thought so
their knee grows

that's my favourite racist joke right there
( spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)