Or as they call them in the RAF
"The Flying Death Banana"
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)

That makes me want to hug it.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)

liquidised turnip?
*offers*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)