I'm quite glad I've only got little tits.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)

So why haven't you won Wimbledon yet?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)

I could, if I wanted to.
Those Williams sisters just seem to be enjoying it and I don't want to ruin their fun.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)