NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2526769/Simona-Halep-has-boob-reduction-surgery.html

Thats like having a penis reduction! WHY!!!!!!!

anyways, I just had some beans on toast - the first time for a year or so and it was.. not bad.

edit: wow the video is hypnotic

what are you posh london types having today?
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)

I'd imagine they hurt bouncing around that much

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)

I have received a black eye
from a bouncing tit once.
the former Mrs t had massive norks, and when they bounced around, it was like being hit in the face with a bowling ball.
( turb0t, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)

I like this post, as it's totally irrelevant to me
I don't know why she had a boob reduction, you'll have to ask her, and I don't live in London.

Great post, good times, forum banter.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)

That's it, you're suspended from /talk
Hand in your badge and gun to Sexface on your way out.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)

:(
*hands over battenbergs to friz*
*hands twitter badge from profile to mykey*
*sticks a finger up at wormulus*

*leaves*
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)

Best. Flounce. Ever.

( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)

at
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)

I love your hatred
but it feels undeserved, I want to earn it.
( WormuIus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

Really? So far you've put in no effort?
Impressive.
( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)

That's all a massive publicity stunt
A) I have 34DD boobs and hers are much bigger than a DD.
B) Even with this being the case, any grade 4 sports bra would hold them in place far far better than that. In that video it looks like she's not even wearing an underwire bra.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)

We're going to need a video of you in a tight top bouncing around
purely for scientific comparison purposes, of course.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)

You do know that Baroness is only 15 right?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)

You obviously don't know me very well.
Ask Badger or Dave Trouser to explain.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)

That was the joke

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)

Oh. 'k.

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)

Yeah' boi, gurl got bear tits, yahgets me, she iz well buff'n'tings.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)

she wasn't actually that fit..
just massive wubs.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)

I thought Baroness looks ok.
I'm sure she'll be gutted that you don't fancy her though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)

:|

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)

If I didn't think it would be used for wanking purposes, I'd actually attempt that.
That article has made me so angry.

Wear a proper bra you tennis playing slag.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)

I predict multiple replies to this.
Possibly involving the popular page.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)

I'm aware of this, but I demand the women of b3ta unite to agree with me.
That a bra with spaghetti straps is not appropriate underwear for a professional sports woman.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)

Very true.
They should be massive and have straps like old men's trouser braces.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)

*nods emphatically*
If I went down the gym and bounced like that I'd been in pain for hours afterwards. Needs more strapping and wear sectioning to make boobs look like a cone bra.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)

When she gets to my age
they'll be round her knees at that rate.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)

S'ok...
gives you something to kneel on when you're doing the gardening.
( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)

Every cloud I suppose.
Built in dibber too.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)

This.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)

breasts... spaghetti...
breasts... spaghetti...




breasts... spaghetti...
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)

A perfect b3tan thread
Food and norks.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)

that's a spicy meatball!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)

Chilli paste is not a good body paint

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

Is that the voice of experience?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)

Nope, just a hunch
After getting chilli on an open wound once
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)

spaghetti hoops... uh oh...

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)

Alphabetty Spaghetti
AAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAArrrRRRrrrrGGGGgggHHHHHHhhhHHHHHHahthatsalotbetter.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)

In any case
I can understand a tennis player wanting to reduce them. They put more load on the lower back and could get in the way of normal movement.

Still, TITS EH? PHWOAAARRRR.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)

Dude she should spend time with me because then she'd always be on her back
IFYOUKNOWWHADIMEAN

I'm talking about sex, just to clarify.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)

Can you gaz me please UToL?
You haven't got the link on your profile and I need to send you contact details for the b4sh.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)

This is true, I fully understand that they would get in the way of her career
But she should be taking better care of herself anyway. Proper sports bras look like this (possibly nsfw) but then again, won't get your cleavage famous.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)

I'm quite glad I've only got little tits.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)

So why haven't you won Wimbledon yet?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)

I could, if I wanted to.
Those Williams sisters just seem to be enjoying it and I don't want to ruin their fun.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)

ha! good point
more intelligent media dissemination, less whining about fhm wank potential. there'll probably be a petition
( spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)

DOOOOOOUUBLE-DEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
_*spuff*
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)

Can I have a go on your boobs?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)

Use them like a trampoline, HURRY!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)

Moroccan salad
with cous cous, chick peas and olives, courtesy of the studenty types in a Land Rover that come round. They bring us wooden cutlery too, it's ace!
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)

I like the mix-hippy message going on there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)

There has to be a question, it's the law.
And I must admit to a few hippy tendencies.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)

Sloane square farmers? :p

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)

Cambridge university students.
Same thing really. They've probably got daddy's old Land Rover.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)

when a bloke expresses a liking for freakishly large tits, I can't help thinking, were you bottle fed or something?
more than a handful's a waste
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)

I have two hands, and am happy to alternate between breasts.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)

I go for the personality.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)

...and hope she doesn't.

( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)

hahaha oooh
ZING
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)

Yep,
No one could ever love me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

I usually have sex with some right ugly female dogs
But I like they way they sniff my bum and lick me clean when were finished
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)

dude
that's whack
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)

roffles I fooled you. I was lying to make everyone do roffles
didn't work roffles
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)

we shall never mention it again

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

That's not at all true
good purchase on the shaft is what you should be looking for.

SHAFT PURCHASE.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)

I just went for a walk and saw Eddie Izzard
I had him for lunch.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

I like him.
His new stuff isn't that funny though :(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)

Yeee, he was looking like he'd just done some jogging as he lots of things strapped to him

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)

He loves a good strap on does Eddie.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)