I usually have sex with some right ugly female dogs
But I like they way they sniff my bum and lick me clean when were finished
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)

dude
that's whack
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)

roffles I fooled you. I was lying to make everyone do roffles
didn't work roffles
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)

we shall never mention it again

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)