I saw a dog pretending to be Police Dog but he wasn't a police dog, he just liked to pretend by barking lots.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)

I should sue him,
because I'm police dog.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)

What you need is some kind of legal representation.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USERS
STAND ASIDE.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)

DON'T BREAK MY HEART D':
Anyway, you can't be Police Dog, you don't have a snout.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

BARK BARK
^ see proof.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

You sound NOTHING like him!
Lets wait for him to post and ask him....hold on, if you're him then surely you can post from his account hmmm?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)

I'm in love with Police Dog but he's never around for me to tell him...

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)

aww poor LimLam :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)

And I thought you were saving yourself for me
;(
( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)