But i can easily reach the ceiling.
I suspect you'd be the one struggling to reach it, what with your weak, almost feminine arms and heavy chin dragging you down.

I imagine the scene to be like a t-rex in a pretty dress struggling to mush a cream cake into the light fitting.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)

I forgot, you live under a bridge

( WormuIus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)

Its something we have in common
:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)

I know you are you said you are but what am I?

( WormuIus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)

Clearly a closethomosexualterribletrollbully

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)