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Right then, any plans for the weekend you guffbeaks and queermos?
I shall be touring a couple of castles and a distillery with the boyish good looks and charm of Lonewolf as company.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
I'm going to go round to your house and stick food to your ceiling just outside the reach of your chubby fingers.
then film you sobbing and jumping
and use the footage to make Flubber 3: the klumps.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
He'll probably reply
once the gravy has dried on the keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
But i can easily reach the ceiling.
I suspect you'd be the one struggling to reach it, what with your weak, almost feminine arms and heavy chin dragging you down.

I imagine the scene to be like a t-rex in a pretty dress struggling to mush a cream cake into the light fitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
I forgot, you live under a bridge

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)
Its something we have in common
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)
I know you are you said you are but what am I?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
Clearly a closethomosexualterribletrollbully

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
I've got a gaggle of parties in the heart of Soho tonight.
Tomorrow I gotta BBQ
Sunday I'll be sitting around playing with my ballbags and the new BF 1943 on Xbox Live.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
apparantly there is a fire in soho
right now
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
I know, Dean Street. about 200m away from me. sounds pretty serious.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
i found out due to the rapidness of twitter

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
I found out on the radio, then looked out my window and noticed a massive fire :S

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
Can I come to one of your Soho parties later?
I'm going out for dinner (probably at Soho House) and will probably be in the West End.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
You can't meet up unless it's posted on the calendar

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
Fuck you MOM AND DAD

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
I'm going to come down to london at the end of this month,
I will have to meet you for a pint.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
I'M WASHING MY HAIR THAT WEEKEND ANYWAYS !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
I'm almost tempted to come to your park meeting thing,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
When is it?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20225
I probably wont come though.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
You should come, it'll be fun.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
You're too good looking. You'll cramp my style.
I like Soho House, their roof garden is cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
I'm going to the pub tonight,
and going to a 1950's themed party on saturday at a swanky bar.

I wish rob would put his crackpipe down long enough to deliver the newsletter.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
Probably whining with pain and running to the loo
Or alternatively if I am ok tomorrow I am going out tomorrow night for fun times.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
there's guffbeaks in here?
i'm totally going climbing tomorrow. and drinking. and maybe hellraising
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
What sort of climbing?
The gay kind that Gmos does?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
pretty gay
it's stag do entertainment, we will probably do ourselves a mischief
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
That's the spirit
follow your heart
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
i've become addicted to ebay recently, so i'll probably spend a lot of time on there refreshing frantically in order to get last minute bids

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
I've got my watch list down to 80 items...

(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
There was a plan of pub tonight, but I might pass. It is a tough month financially in the Theoban household
May play some computer-mo-games. I haven't decided yet, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
Lost and the damned FTW
Although Ghostbusters was most enjoyable
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)
I'll be playing that Lord of the Rings Online
I just became the GAYEST MAN IN MIDDLE EARTH
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
I'm going to be visiting or being visited by my girlfriend,
who I haven't seen for a few weeks. Should be good.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
She's going to be on her period and wants to just cuddle and watch Sex & The City :(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
If it bleeds
we can kill it.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)
Nb - not recommended as an icebreaker if your woman is on.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
I put a sticky plaster over her mimsy and then fuck her in the bot bot.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
I'm considering getting her gym membership for her birthday,
am I a terrible shallow bastard or a loving boyfriend? Or a bit of both?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
Why not call her ugly and punch her in the ovaries, for the full effect?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
Because I want to keep something in reserve for Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
Many a fine sailor
has sailed the red sea.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
no plans

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
Housemate's 18th.
Was supposed to be going for a meal with her before she goes into town to drink herself silly, but her family are all mentalists and the meal has been cancelled.

So instead I'm going to shit myself inside out then go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
Work.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
I want to live here
www.findaproperty.com/displayprop.aspx?edid=00&salerent=0&pid=3584194#
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
I hear Birmingham is a lovely, vibrant city full of intelligent, attractive people.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
Birmingham?
Christ, why not go all out and move to Coventry.

You know, its where Wormulus intends to retire to?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
Rotunda?
SNNNRRRRK
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
You want to live in a badly shopped flat?
Gaz me a photo and I'll make it happen.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
I'm making out with a bottle of co-op's finest vodka
then inviting some irn bru in on a threesome
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
Also I'll probably play some football, work on some robot music
and write an article or two for the football site
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
Inevitable gak fuelled nightmare.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
I've got a busy one.
I'm going to start off by meating up with wormulus and seeing how high we can stick those mars bars, i'll give him a bunk if he needs it, then it's off to london to hang out with DG down Soho, we might then move onto 1950s theme party and hook up with Phsyco. Then I'll wake up and go to Sp@ms and give her snuggle wugglez. Then back up to scottland to go climbing, I'm hoping to do a 1080 on some rad peek. I'll probably check my ebay sales during this time. Then I'm up for some computer games with Theoban, I hear he's got the latest Mario Kart now. Back down to london to meet up with Lu, not sure what we're going to do exactly, maybe go TGIs or something. We'll probably meet up with porsh something's girlfriend and Well and have an orgy. Then onto Cowjam's housemate's 18th birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
'meating up with wormulus' ?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
You heard me.
Meating up with wormulus.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)