You're....I am a....are you a ....vamp....what are you....I'm a v....are you a? you are a vampi...I am a ...WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE BE CLIMBIN A TREE! BASEBALLBASEBALL

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)

I've seen it and this is a good summary

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)

My Facebook is full of people who are obsessed with Twilight
I am going to steal this and annoy them.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

They've obviously never experienced the non romance of being biten and bumfucked

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

Every time I see somebody with a copy of Twilight
I immediately assume that they have no control over their emotions or bowels.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)