I lazy Esme was poundingmybeanoverDGsfacebookpicturesandigotslitgrotallovermyspinnychair

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)

She didn't reply because she's gone for another frig.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)

Yes, I'm sure this was the reason.
She hasn't gone to tell the police on you or anything.
( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)

OH GOD! Now you're thinking about doing it too!
Can't you woman keep your fannies in your trousers for one bleeding minute!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

*counts to sixty*
WOOHOO!
( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

Hahahahaha
"Tell the police on you".

OhmeGOSH, you are SUSH an imature bastard, I only mugged you and beat you up, and you went and told the police on me? Oh man, I'm gonna SOO get you after school.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)

Nicely noticed, Gonz :)

( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)