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We're all going to die.
And there are no more pies.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
BM
Turn 360 degrees, and walk away from b3ta
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
he'd just be facing b3ta again then wouldn't he?

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
i'm no good at math

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
newfags can't QuadForce
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(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
newfags?

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
Pfft.
Newfag.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
what?
is this a joke at my expense? i'm only trying to find out what it means
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
YOU ARE BEING TOO OBVIOUS

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
don't get upset dave
it's just the internet
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
lol




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(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
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(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)


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(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
I like this

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
This is too big for my brain.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
congrats on newsletter

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
can't he, pehaps you should gaz him

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
or FUCKING ANGLE TRIFORCE
 
  ◥

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
i´m ashamed that you host with 1and1
they are complete shits
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
wait, popular forum user 'El Guiri' personally recommended them to me
was i mislead?
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
As if anyone cares what you think.
More likely is that you are a massive cunt, and managed to piss someone off.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
This is the cancer that is killing /b/3ta

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
It's one of those internet jokes.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
one of those 'memes' we hear so much about these days?

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
I believe this is one of them, yes.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
the internet eh
what a crazy place
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
Dear baldmonkey.
I have been going out with my girlfriend for a year and a half. Everything has been going well, but lately our ship's engines have stalled, we are miles from land, and below us the mighty kraken stirs.
What should we do?
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
Split up.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
We may not have time.
The kraken is approaching.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
Her mum?

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
or spice things up with chilli oil on the buttplug

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
Figgin is done properly with Ginger

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
Ah well, practice makes perverts.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
Familiarity breeds attempt.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
Famillial breeding results in mentalness.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
And Wicklow accents.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
professional
must try that
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
Dear Deardry

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
please dry my deers
yours,
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
Swab the decks and shiver your timbers

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
Communication is important in a relationship.
Having said that, from hell's heart you should stab at her; for hate's sake you must spit your last breath at her.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
Suggest a threesome, then ask her if both her sisters are free next time she nips out.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
Buy a scarf, I predict an onset of cold weather

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
Your winky 1:1
ώ
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
My oh my

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
Thank fuck I'm not from Wigan.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
Yeah, because that's the least of your worries.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
You always come up with comments that are completely irrelivent to the conversation, and appear out of the blue.
What on earth does coming from Wigan got do with anything?
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
Quite a lot if you're running for election as Mayor of Wigan.
Wigan's mayor has the tallest mayoral hat in the country, and the third nicest chain.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
I demand pictorial evidance.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
First you must defeat the three guardians of the Mayoral Wardrobe.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
Wigan is famous (well, it is up North anyway) for its love of pies.
You haven't lived until you've had a Wigan pie.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
Ohhh, ok then.
You outside-m25ers have strange ways about you, I'm quite indifferent to pies.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
Pies are, mostly, borring.
I don't see why people go mad over them.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
You know gonzo, back in world war 2 the allies ate a lot of pies.
And you know who didn't?
That's right, Mussolini.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
Why would I want to eat the kind of food they made because there was a food ration?
It's like the 50s-00s, along with the influx of such wonderous cuisen never happened.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
PIES ARE FOR VICTORY.
If it wasn't for pies they'd be jackbooting up Shaftesbury Avenue even as speak.
Good day to you sir.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
Now, now, I can see why they needed pies in Cornwall, stop all the tin getting in the dinner.
But as lahndahnah, I'm quite happy with my pot of jellied eels.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
you know who love pies gonz, australians, they even have drivethru pie places, imagine that

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
Places where you can drive through pies?
They must be huge pies.
Or tiny cars.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
Pies are fantastic.
I'm talking about decent home-made ones though, not the greasy meatless pukka pie type things.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
Ah
I guess baklava fulfills all your pie needs.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
Oh great, now I'm confused again.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
Baklava is a type of greek pie.
During the Greek war of independence from Troy, the greeks would smear Baklava pie on their faces so they wouldn't be recognised.
This is where we get the word balaclava from.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
Greek? [citation needed].

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
It means people or things from Greece, or relating to, or pertaining to Greece.
e.g. Hercules, Feta Cheese, Sodomy.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
I refute your claim that Baklava was invented by the greeks.
Don't get me wrong, they're happy to eat it, much like the rest of the middle east, but to say they invented it? Woooh neally, I doubt that very much.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
Yes. Greek.
Read wikipedia if needs.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
That well found unreputed fountain of knowladge.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
Baklava
It's an Eastern dish. Popular in Greece, Turkey, Iran etc. Well, it's more of a snack. Bloody gorgeous it is too.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
My answer was better.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
You didn't really have much competition though.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
wigan is famous for pies

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
See Gonzo?

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
Yes.
He's flashing in the park outside.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
Knowing the man, I'm not surprised.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
Best get your binoculars out clenabulus !
Because I'm standing quite far away, and your eye-site isn't as good as it used to be. Binoculars help you see far distances, which this would be an optimum situation. You wouldn't want to miss something like that.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
Gonzo, you're right outside my window and I have an electron microscope.
How much more is needed, for god's sake?
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
I see you baby, shakin' 'em electrons, shakin' 'em electrons.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
I did wonder when it was going to happen.
I think I'd like to know when I was going to die.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
I *blank* Esme was *blank*

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
Is there a blankety blank checquebook and pen for the winner?

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
Spellingfail, right there Jim.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
Not being upside down fail there, a Phádraig.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
Get a job, Hippy.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
umop apisdn
lol turn your head around.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
I lazy Esme was poundingmybeanoverDGsfacebookpicturesandigotslitgrotallovermyspinnychair

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
She didn't reply because she's gone for another frig.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
Yes, I'm sure this was the reason.
She hasn't gone to tell the police on you or anything.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
OH GOD! Now you're thinking about doing it too!
Can't you woman keep your fannies in your trousers for one bleeding minute!
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
*counts to sixty*
WOOHOO!
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
Hahahahaha
"Tell the police on you".

OhmeGOSH, you are SUSH an imature bastard, I only mugged you and beat you up, and you went and told the police on me? Oh man, I'm gonna SOO get you after school.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
Nicely noticed, Gonz :)

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
Hello
❝ℰىℳ℮❞. I am fucking about with character map again, as I am so very very bored.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
I'm going to play around with ASCII Dave.
Your playful spirit is infectious.

                                                                                                                                                                

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(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
Font change!
Careful now, Gilga will kitten us!
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
I feel weird after sleeping all day, bleh.
I have to chauffeur my da around tonight.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
GUTTED

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
Dear baldmonkey
I feel stuck in a dead-end job, with no prospects of advancement, yet I lack the enthusiasm and inspiration to continue. It is as though my life is in a slump and I can't pull myself out of it. To make matters worse I am imprisoned in a labyrinth and with every step I take, the hot breath and cruel eyes of the Minotaur bear down upon me like Nemesis.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
It is often easy to lose motivation when unemployed.
And during a recession it can feel like you will never work again. Have you tried tying a piece of string to the entrance of the labyrinth, and using it to find you're way back?
My phoneline this week can help.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
Resign.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
I think you've just posted my feelings
Apart from the Minotaur bit. I'm riding a unicorn towards Atlantis.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
i know that feeling, i've had it quite a bit lately
go to a conference or two where there might be better work. hand out business cards. consume the refreshments. it'll feel productive if nothing else
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
You're no doctor.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
Neither was Spock.
Well, Doctor Spock was.
Mister Spock wasn't though.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
This is true.
But to be fair, it was Scotty who was more likely to remind everyone of their mortality.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
Damnit clendrix I'm a doctor not an engineer

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
Then I'll ask you to kindly remove your hands from my head gasket, please.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
Would you rather I touched up your spark plugs?
*wink wink*
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
*contacts Enterprise HR*

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
go easy, i'm having a hard time of it at the moment

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
I'd better not jokingly say anything bad then or I might get stepped.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
Dear Baldmonkey
I haven't had a pie for about two years.

Love

Me
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
No pies there?
Not even Le Pie?
Shit.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
Not even Piepie le Pie
Terrible state of affairs
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might, for there is no work, nor device, nor knowledge, nor wisdom in the grave whither thou goest.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)