The MASSIVE piss I'm about to have

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

Time it

( magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

That long

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

that wasn't even a trickle

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

I was aiming for shortest possible time
It BLASTED everywhere.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)