Evening all
What was the major highlight of your day?
Mine was being stuck in a lift for 2 1/2 hours.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

working from home and sleeping all afternoon
responding to the odd email on the blackberry
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

My boss offered me a blackberry (or iphone or whatever)
Of course, I'd love to respond to support emails at weekends and evenings when you're not paying me to do so
( magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

haha so true

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

it has its downfalls too :(
like tonight... 6pm... remote setup of 2 new PCs ARGHhhhhh
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

Precisely the reason I didn't accept
Apparently he tried to call me at 11:30pm last Friday as one of our customers had been unable to collect email since 1pm. This guy doesn't use our email service and even if he did he should call earlier.
( magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

luckily for me, one of the spaztards wanted me to install their new PC remotely
then decided to turn it off as they left the office

AFTER sending my a snooty email along the lines of "i need this ready by 9am monday, no excuses" etc

get ta fuck
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

i killed a dog

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

I hope it wasn't police dog

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

nah, it was a small terrier or something
kicked its face in
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

Driving to London
well it was an experience if not a highlight.
( jenpots, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

:(((((((((((((((((((((

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

what's up?

( jenpots, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

i was in london, an stil am, no bumhole :((((

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

sorry
*bumholes*
( jenpots, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

how are we ever going to move this relationship forward if you won't even give me the chance to see you bumhole in the flesh?
too good for me now are you? i see, ok, fine
( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)

my kids coming to stay

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

are you taking them fishing?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

sort of, of to the london aquarium tomorrow
kids need to be over 8 to fish, more like 10-12, they lose interest to quick
( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

*sigh*
h t
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHFFFFUUCCCCCKKK!!!!!!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

Sorry, I just imagined what it would be like to be stuck in a lift with you for two and a half hours.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

The MASSIVE piss I'm about to have

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

Time it

( magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

That long

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

that wasn't even a trickle

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

I was aiming for shortest possible time
It BLASTED everywhere.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

I had a really good bike ride
I went to Soho and saw the fire engines, saw loads of dirty cards inside phone boxes near King's Cross (yeah, like you really look like THAT) and nearly got run over too. A french woman handing out flyers saved my life.
( Malaka omdz, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

You should've stoved her foreign face in

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

Probably fat and loud shouting the odds in the shop and street.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)