I'll moan that I'm too tired to take you out
Then I'll pat you on the cheek and get you to cook me some dinner. There's a good girl now. Urgh, you want to watch Diagnosis Murder again? Here, give me the controls. AH! There we are, Star Trek... look at that love, LOOK AT THAT! Now there's a PROPER WOMAN. If only, eh? God, if only you'd looked half that good at that age.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

this is a sitcom in the making

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)