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OK then, fair enough.
If you're going to take me out on a date, how will you woe me, give me all the details.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
Rape

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
this is more cost efficient

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
It's certainly an ice-breaker at parties

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
Especially 13th birthday ones

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
when my boss asked what was the youngest girl i shagged...
when i said 13 there was stunned silence.. until i explained i was 13 at the time myself.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
Did everybody ROFL?

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
nope, kinda just stopped talking to me for a while.

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
You should've stoved somebody's fanny in

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
excuse me?

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
Maybe it would make more sense if you read it on you other account.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
oh, ROFL

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
I NO LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
Kittens.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
i'll woe you by kicking you under the table, smashing plates in the resturant and then claiming you did it and that you're "special needs" etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
Claiming?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
Actually, never mind.
I read that post wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)
friendly digs, funny jokes.. nice argentinian restaurant.... spanish red wine... tell you how beautiful you are
and then try and get you drunk and let my penis play in your vagina
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
Is that all I am to you? Some sort of hole to spunk in?
I hate to say this, but like most girl's you meet, I want to be seen as more than some sort of sex-object who's soul use is for you to elivate your bodily functions in?

Fuck that shit, go home, virgin.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
i´m not looking for anything serious
apologies
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
Jog on, sicko.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
like holding hands and watching fucking hollyoaks is better
YOU KNOW WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!!
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)
I'd take you ice skating, or for ice creams depending on the time of year
then we'd look in pet shops or a zoo or something, then we could go to the amusement arcade where I'd ask you to lend me a few quid for the bandits before anouncing that I do in fact have a micropenis. Well, I think I could pop it in, if you open your legs far enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
You do know that i'm over the age of concent, don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
Shut up, this is fun stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)
I'd book every table in a Chinese restaurant which had a 52" HDTV
so we could watch Hollyoaks in HDTV whilst holding hands and eating Chinese food without anyone bothering us
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
Now this is the winner at the moment.
Can it be an outdoors one so I can smoke at the same time? Fuck it, take away at mine, i'll nosh you off during the advert break.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)
SCORE!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
i dunno, could we meet a bit early?
is it a whole day thing or just an evening??

if it was a whole day thing i'd meet you under the clock at waterloo station, from there i would walk you up to the london eye, and stroll along the thames watching the tourists and river go by, i'd take your arm if you wouldn't mind, i'd listen to you and enquire about your life recounting similar but less stories of my own, i'd make you feel special, we could stop and have a drink in a thames side inn, i'd have hopefully judgd what you lik to eat and if not nearby get us a cab to the best place i know for that food, i'd try and make you laugh, perhaps another drink, then kiss you on the cheak goodbye, hoping you'd call me on your way home

or do you up the shitter in a pubs bogs

not fussed
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
_or_ ? why not _and_ ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
Oh no, I can't decide between you and Milknosugar.
I hate having to choose.

Would you all consider me a "slut" if I hedge my bets to begin with?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)
just give me a chance is all i ask, sort of, it's your choice
we can be friends and i can just offer you a good day out, we could walk round the serpatine, see, the palace of westminster, then i could take you for a salt beef sandwich over the bridge and kiss you on the cheak and see you off home
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
i can't compete with this
i'm bowing to a better man, here

i hope you two will be very happy together. you both deserve it.
me? oh, don't worry about me. i'll survive this setback and hopefully it will make me a stronger and better person for it
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
Such lovely offers, I hope one day someone will treat me as well, offline.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)
Sat on the couch watching Hollyoaks, eating Chinese and holding hands
I've done two of them already though!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
Stop pandering to Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
I would woe you with terrible tales of my life to date.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)
I'll moan that I'm too tired to take you out
Then I'll pat you on the cheek and get you to cook me some dinner. There's a good girl now. Urgh, you want to watch Diagnosis Murder again? Here, give me the controls. AH! There we are, Star Trek... look at that love, LOOK AT THAT! Now there's a PROPER WOMAN. If only, eh? God, if only you'd looked half that good at that age.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)
this is a sitcom in the making

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
I'd just order us a shit a load of chinese and we'd watch love actually and notting hill on loop
With a dog in front of the fire too
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
Ooohhh Sp@m.
When are you going to have a sorried affair with me?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)