It would be myself staring angrily at pictures of celebrities for an hour.
No ad breaks.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)

That would be better than The Mighty Boosh

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)

But The Mighty Boosh is so wacky!
Look, a picture of Harrison Ford being molested by a velocorapter!
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)

being the subject of exploratory pile surgery
sans anaesthetic would be better than The Mighty Boosh.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)