I could do with a vagina in/on/round me as it happens
but the convenience of the arrangement wouldn't overcome your natural sense not to have anything at all to do with me

which is to be applauded as common sense.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)

I could make one from blu-tac if you like

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)