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You know what, right
I could do with a cock in me right now. Any volunteers?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
This is a family website >:(

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)
I'm hoping to start one!

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)
what domain?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)
I love you!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)
+ physically

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
Why not,
I'm a bit bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)
It's not very entertaining

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)
Dull sex.
That's a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)
I'm looking for a foobar music player pluggin tat will play a track for a minute then change track.
I can't think what to search for though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)
ah, g'wan then.
I'll give it a go.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)
Christ, I've only been for a piss and already there's a queue

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
There's always a queue.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
a/s/l?

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)
I could do with a vagina in/on/round me as it happens
but the convenience of the arrangement wouldn't overcome your natural sense not to have anything at all to do with me

which is to be applauded as common sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
I could make one from blu-tac if you like

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
URGH. No. You repulse me.
God, what WERE you thinking?! :(((
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:31, archived)
What is the point of the Off Topic board?
Over the past four hours, there's been about eight posts. They seem to spend most of their time either whinging about /talk, or using /talk memes.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)
eurgh, jesus,
i mean, your best chance is to turn a gay that much more gay that he goes full circle and is straight again.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)
how's it going SSG?
/progress report blog request?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:41, archived)
surviving!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)
Oh boy am I glad that you're still alive.
Mykey was spreading vicious rumours the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)
yeah, i'm not entirely happy about that.
i mean, i'm all for a joke about it all, obviously, but i do think he takes it a bit far.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)
What was he saying and 'ting

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:48, archived)
He posted that SSG had died.
It was in terribly bad taste, yet he refuses to back down.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)
There's lots of terrible bad taste around here
It's best not to linger on where the boundaries lie, lets just assume everything we all post is wrong - terribly utterly horrifically wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)
Fucking hell.
That's a bit shit, even for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)
Wouldn't it be hilariously ironic if Mykey dies from some undiagnosed illness
I can hear the distant rofling now
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)
as someone suffering badly,
i don't think that it wouild be funny, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)
I'm still going to go with it being quite funny

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)
you're not the one dying though,
let's be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)
Well of course
It'd be hard to find something amusing once I'm dead
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)
only if you pretend it was rape

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)
yeah what the hell

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)
*gasp*

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)
Hey scott, would you send me some good musics in the form of mp3s?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)
hmm could do.
do me a GAZ with details and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:27, archived)
Done and done.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)
Reply!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)