That'll be me then
*sucks in paunch*
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:50, archived)

I was recently
offended by the wetsuit guy saying I've a size one chest and a size four waist and that he'd have to alter one because they didn't make anything for "fat bastards". It's all muscle you know!
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:57, archived)