Then throw it in the bin and slap yourself for being a foodwrong.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)

You went to Australia
contributions to food so far:
- Vegemite
- Peach Melba
- Kangaroo burgers

Questions?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)

And am teaching them how to cook.
A bit like the colonists of yesteryear, but with less chance I'll get sacrificed to some imaginary being.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)

I'll build you a wicker man if you like
it might take a while, I'm shit at basketwork.
I'm thinking of joining the Army, to meet interesting people and then shoot them.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)

Dude, don't.
Last resort maybe, but you're smarter than that.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)

I thought so
but I fancy playing stupid for a while.
Might get me in shape, at least.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)

in shape shot at
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)

Bullets bounce off me
I'm far too beautiful to die.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)