I fucking hate you and your perfect fucking teeth.
My teeth have given me nothing but fucking grief and pain for the last 4 years. I just had my wisdom teeth out. All four of them. my face is all puffy and chipmunk like. You cunt. Why aren't my teeth perfect too?

Glad to hear you had a good day though :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)

Sometimes the dentists says "You really DO have smashing teeth, there".
He's right, you know..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)

There was nothing wrong with them health wise
I just had an overbite and teeth that wouldn't come through. :( They're lovely and white and even.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)