I gave away an electric plane the other day
I made some doors and sliced my knuckle off. Good times
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 12:10, archived)

Eugh
Owie :(
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)

I sliced lines into my fingers with a grinder when I was trying to re-lay a floor quickly.
I was moving house and didn't notice till the day before when I moved a sofa that one of the kids had spilt a drink underneath it and it had lifted the wooden floor. I was desperately trying to cut the wood down to size and stick it back down and move out at the same time. I didn't notice till later what a mess I'd made of my fingers.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)