hit your bellend with the wine bottle
that'll sort you right out
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)

Now I'm even more aroused.

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)

put your bellend in the wine bottle
that'll definitely sort it out
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)

Silly Neddy, broadsword cock is not cork

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)

screwtop?

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)

You saucy minx

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)