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Never mind that, I'm off to the Pearse Museum, then having a big steak dinner cooked for me, then I'm going to the pub.
How are you people celebrating my birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)
I've been sellotaping fireworks to budgerigars

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)
You'd be doing that anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)
I've celebrated with a haircut
and soon I'm off into town to go birthday present shopping (not for you though, sorry abut that)
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
Is this your boyfriend's birthday, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
it's on monday
We'll be celebrating in Dublin
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)
It's not actually my birthday til next weekend, but I'll be away then.
The purpose of today's celebrations is to give the people of Leinster a chance to show their respects.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
they really do need a proper outlet for such respect
it must be frustrating only being able to show it once a year
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
The Leinster rugby team are doing an appearance in the shops opposite my local today.
It's good to see them taking part in the festivities.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)
I got a new jumper.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
What's wrong with shirts, then?
Why do you hate shirts?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)
shirts are male blouses.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
I'm drinking a bottle of 1.79 euros wine. Want a glass?
Happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
i can only assume that it is actually vinegar

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
It's really not that bad, I'm pleasantly shocked

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)
Lidl just keeps getting cheaper.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
Pfft, there is a Lidl 5 mins from here
I only bought the stuff as a test, wasn't expecting much but it's certainly drinkable. I haven't dared try the 1 euro stuff yet.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)
Where are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
I don't like to say again in case I turn into Limey Treat

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
You're in cr3's bedroom?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)
Is there some b3tagossip I'm unaware of?
a threesome with cr3, spangolin & limey treat you say?

blimey
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
There is now.
Apparently they had eight arms like Vishnu.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)
I'm so fucking aroused right now.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)
hit your bellend with the wine bottle
that'll sort you right out
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
Now I'm even more aroused.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)
put your bellend in the wine bottle
that'll definitely sort it out
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)
Silly Neddy, broadsword cock is not cork

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
screwtop?

(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)
You saucy minx

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
oh man for a couple of euros more you get a nice one :P

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)
IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY YOU FUCK

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)
I know. My birthday is next week.
It's all explained up there.

*points to the subthread*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)
I don't got no time for no subthreads, bitch

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)
Did father christmas bring you any nice toys?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)
Your parents and his parents fucked at probably around the same time.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
OH, GONZ

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)
Nonsense. Friz is a mere child.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)
I'm primal screaming your name from the roof of a speeding automobile
with a pig's head in one hand and a burning copy of the bible in the other.

Sorry about not making much effort ... I'm a bit tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)
King James or Good News?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)
The original of the Codex Sinaiticus

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
King James or Good News Codex Sinaiticus?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
i wore a raspberry beret
the kind you find in a second hand store
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)
Raspberry Beret was Prince's best song.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)
i dance in the car like a mong when its on

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
i've hired a skywriter to write "FUCK YOU GRANDAD" over your house

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)
*readies Barret 50mm*

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)
i lifted up my foot for 5 seconds.
the left one.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
sandal or espadrille?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
flipper

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)
I'm sure i speak for us all when i say
PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6291690
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2687060
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
Aww, there are a couple of people in that thread that I quite miss

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
I walked up to the village and got fucking soaked, to collect the car.
I had many drinks last night in your honour. They sell Churchward's cider for three euro a bottle in the Den. Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
I blame cider for my downfall last night :(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)
Haha, poor Broady.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
Yay sympathy :)

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)