STOP INVITING PEOPLE
I get scared.
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

It's okay, I'll protect you.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)

*feels warm inside*

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)

Oh dear.
Have you pissed yourself again?
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)