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Hello! Old person posting.
I was going to start my thread spamming our bash on August 15th but I understand that upsets some folk so I'll not do that.
click here to see a serious debate on this issue.
So then, my question is...
What question should I start a new thread with?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
I dunno, but the answer is that I'm settling down with a cup of tea and a sossy sandwich.
So I've won the thread.

LOL, FOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
I'd TOTALLY like a nibble on your sossy sandwich.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
SUP MY TEA YOU SLAG.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
I WANT YOU IN ME.
AND BY IN ME I MEAN I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME BREAKFAST.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)
and by breakfast he means pregnant

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
God damn, I wanna be impregnated by Noit HARD

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
*sends you a spunky rag and a turkey baster*

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
I love it when you talk sexy and that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
I'm totally recording a hard rock version of a Frank Sinatra song
RIGHT NOW

I'm bored of it though, inspiration is not with me today

I might do something else involving going outside for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
Are you coming to the Dublin Bash?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
STOP INVITING PEOPLE
I get scared.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
It's okay, I'll protect you.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
*feels warm inside*

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
Oh dear.
Have you pissed yourself again?
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
I think I'll go to that
haha, will I bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
im going too
where you flying from?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
Rochdale International Airport

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
You're not invited anyway, you old cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
I'm bored today, I want to go down town but I'd end up spunking all my money away on crap I don't need
I think I'll go to the pie shop instead and spend the afternoon overdosing on lard and meat
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
Good stuff.
Get booze and sweets.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
Frank's shopping list:
booze
fags
pies
sweets
more booze

my life is just a non-stop party
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
I need to look into that.
Travel and such. It's been years since I went to Dublin.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
Spamming bashes is wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
Your question should be: Why am I such a cunt?
It's official
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
Hahaah
Did you make that?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
No I didn't
The old attention seeker made it himself. I still have no skillz in that department.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
She nicked it out of my profile
where the rest of my tasteful art is housed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
Haha, what the fuck?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
OMG Tha test is rong!!1!
(at the end of the day)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
Prooves.

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
In one of those frames, Jermy Kyle looks a lot like Sexface.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
Friz Birthday subthread

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)
Friz Death Threat sub-subthread

(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
Careful now
Probably
(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
Hey, nothing stopping me from making a placeholder...
You can't stop me!

/trafalgar square plinth
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
Is it your birthday?
I'd totally say happy birthday right now, y'know, if I liked you.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
well done with that whole successfully being born once thing

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
Although I think there must have been
a bit of a squeeze-on when the head came out, hence the fat face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
A twat-tearing mug only a mother could love.

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
maybe his mum farted as he came out
that can cause terrible birth defects
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
haha or something, probably

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
i lol'd and done wees

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
*passes tena lady pad to rosalicious*

(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
Hello newish person

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
hello broadsword
how can I assist you?
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
I was just saying 'hello' y'know, to be polite and that
though it appears you are a lady which I didn't previously realize.

Fancy a shag?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
crested or spotted shag?

(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
Sadly my answer to this has been censored

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
probably for the best

(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
Feel special Neddy...
I never had any of this when I came back :(

They poured scorn upon me, not love :(
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
I feel so special
like a teenager being groomed on the internet by a 50 year old trucker called Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
Hello newish person

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
Oi
Join the queue!
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)