I may have been deploying a rhetorical device commonly referred to as "sarcasm".
Or I may not. It's so hard to tell these days.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)

I wish there was some sort of firefox plugin to highlight that
and to highlight posts were people are trolling, or perhaps one that learns what sort of stuff I want to see and hides all the other rubbish.
( magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)

I just leave my monitor switched off and assume that everything I might have seen was rubbish.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)

I've got some sausages in the oven
I'm going to have hot dogs for tea
( magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

CHICKEN LIVERS
Oh yes.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

today we bought a turbot.
it's a normous.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)

I haven't left my house today.
I may take some rubbish to the bin later. Dinner? Who knows.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)

I washed my car
Then it started to drizzle.
Now I'm printing photos waiting for my sausages to finish.
( magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)

I did a load of ironing and am now thinking about booking a holiday.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)

This is the most rock n roll subthread this board has ever seen.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)

Where are you thinking about going on holiday?
I'm not going to offer my advice as I haven't been on holiday for years
( magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

I ate a cherry.
it was a free cherry that our hedge graciously yielded unto us.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)

i like to assume everyone is trolling on here
benefit of the doubt and that
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)