what do you suggest then?

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)

They do quite convincing prosthetics these days
and some hormones might shrink your boobs and give you a touch of stubble.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)

and to drink?

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)

testosterone

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)