I have finally got my KAOSSILATOR.
Combined with the power of my KORG KAOSS PAD and POD FARM it all adds up to AWESOME NOISE.
Fuck you, you petty little pricks, I'm fucking ace.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)

i'm deaf so i can't really appreciate that sort of thing
but good luck with it anyway
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)

DEAF PEOPLE ARE ALL, WITHOUT A SINGLE EXCEPTION, FUCKING PRICKS.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)

i'm not even really deaf and i'm a fucking prick
what can i say
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)

you fucking prick

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)

hey, you can't say that to me
i'm deaf
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)

I SAID...
YOU FUCKING PRICK!
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)

imagine what it would be like to be sammi
i bet it would be pretty awesome
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)

It'd be pretty ace to just say anything and then assume you were right.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

exxxx...certianly

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)

it's harder than it looks

( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)

eh? what's that?
speak up, would ya?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)

You see this dewd?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post478707

It's I_Was_Mordred basically being a self-important spastic.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)

noise to signal ratio related lols

( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)

People who use latin phrases are pricks.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)

also, how can you bully someone on the interent?

( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)

That's what makes it doubly bad.
He's not only being a prick, but he's also wrong on so many occasions in that one post.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)

You lot should know...
I had enough on my first day :(
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)

strange, i was never 'bullied' when i first used this account

( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

Does that get on to the list because it's about /talk, even though it's not posted on /talk?
I think it should.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)

I don't know it kind of hurts my eyes to read it.
Fairly certain he's only clicked on his own link and then just assumed THE LIST is me calling someone a cunt and then logging their reaction. I think he's the only spastic stupid enough to rise to that bait on here.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)

rofl deleted
just while I was taking the piss
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

oh wait, no it wasn't
b3ta spacked on me
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)

I'm going to find him on Off Topic and link him back to it.
Then basically sit back and say nothing while he buries himself.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)

He'll no doubt have some people who hate me leap to his defense.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post478921
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)

hahaha
CREDIT PLS
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)

You're my eyes and ears yo.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

i so am

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

Supreme dickishness!

( Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

POO POO MAGOO

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)

AWESOME POWER
this is the awesome power of EGGS, I'll wager.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)

what boozes are good?
I need a change from beer
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)

It's summer
so gin and tonic or Pimms. Don't forget a slice of lemon for your 5-a-day.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

I just had lettuce in a sandwich surely that counts?
how are you?
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

I think you'll need four more sandwiches.
I'm good thanks, only one more essay to hand in for December. All I need now is the motivation to start it......
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)

how long does an essay take?

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)

I'm supposed to do proper research and stuff.
That will take a couple of months. Then I have to see how my research compares to what's already been done. Then I have to actually get my finger out and write it.

Never, ever again will I decide to do any formal learning.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)

CUCUMBER IN YER GIN YEAH!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)

I thought I'd go classic
I didn't want to get into THAT argument again.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

i love a lime with me gin,
but sometimes, by the fifteenth gin, you know, you fancy a bit of variety.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

vodka, sambuca, amaretto
anything really, whatever's cheap
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

so just march into sainsburys and grab something sweet?

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

go go go

( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)

I am thinking of midori and lemonade....

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

i had to google that, looks awful
go for it
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

mmmmmm midori....mmmm

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

*closes the floodgates*
*Alerts the authoities*
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

shut up you know NOTHING

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)

I always thought you were male.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)

what do you suggest then?

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)

They do quite convincing prosthetics these days
and some hormones might shrink your boobs and give you a touch of stubble.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)

and to drink?

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)

testosterone

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

I want you in me

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

It's summer.
So wine. Don't forget to leave the South African shite on the shelf.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

I want you in me

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

You're awfully slutty today.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

Do you like it like that?

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

No.
It's improper.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

pimms no. 1 and lemonade

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

but I am not a girl

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

I like Pimms and lemonade and I'm not a girl.
Oh.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

time to hand in your man card miss

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

Says Little Miss fucking Midori.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)

i have no idea what Midori is, i shan't google it, i'll stay naive

( mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)

i googled
some sort of grapefruit liqueur i think
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)

Japanese melon liqueur
it's one of the worst drinks ever invented.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)

yeah that's it,
i did google but i kind of forgot what i'd found out about it
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)

Pimms is for gentlefolk of both sexes.
If you've got a straw boater and a striped blazer, you're practically obliged to drink it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)

I am genuinely excited about this piece of news that I do not understand.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

*sarcasm fives*

( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)

*fives up*
Was it that obvious?
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

obvious to the point of being offensive
no offense
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

Good good.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)

I want your sarcasm fives in me

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

don't touch me :/

( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

MUSIC MAN, MAKE US SOME MUSIC

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)

KOOL
Put some stuffs online when you've experimented, unless it's shit, then don't.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

I heard you're a prick.
Is this true?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)

ooh id like to know also

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)

I read it all over the internet yesterday. ALL OVER.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)

oh man it MUST be true!
i wish i'd been there :(
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)

The internets doesn't lie.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)

i no i read truths and it makes me :((((((((((

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)

eh?

( mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)

get a bed granddad

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)

wish i could
bloody shattered
( mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)

jog on then old man

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)

Jogging will only make him more tired.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)

some people seem unable to grasp the basics

( mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)

saucy cunt

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)