*Bums*
I will use yoghurt as lube.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

I might throw in some bits from a Crunch Corner
For added texture.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

how about some tabasco for that added heat

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

Phwoaar yes.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)

would bring a tear
to the (japs)eye
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)