Seriously, FUCK the KAOSSILATOR.
Who wants to be up me? Credits for your own lube etc
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)

I wouldn't touch you with Rosies

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

yer but you would tho

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

wouldn't

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

he sooo would

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

sooo wouldn't

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

Dont blame you
I touched me with mine. Horrible.
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

*Bums*
I will use yoghurt as lube.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

I might throw in some bits from a Crunch Corner
For added texture.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

how about some tabasco for that added heat

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

Phwoaar yes.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)

would bring a tear
to the (japs)eye
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)

I'm suprised you can even walk after last time.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

I'll bring my own
members.tripod.com/matt_87/GearLube.jpg

or Swarfega
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

no thanks
i find you repulsive, no offense
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

What about redheads?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)

i don't care about hair colour
/ac
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

as long as it's not grey/white

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

phwoar!

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

I've just splurged on my monitor

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

*passes 'zuki a box of tissues*
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)

now clean it up you dirty boy

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

TuTT has
REALLY let herself go :(
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

So he did artificially enhance his residule self and reinstate himself back inside the Matrix then?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

I'd quite like to stuff a burning cactus up your trumper

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

I fancy you
come out here and lets sex
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)

bugger that, I'm not going anywhere forrin ever again

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)

and Kaossilators are just glorified stylophones, he'll be bored of it in a week

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)

I want to be so far up you that I tickle your tonsils.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

you fucking whore

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

And how!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

i don´t think you could handle my chorizo cockmonster

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)

I have to get ready for a wedding.
DON'T WANT.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)

Forced marriage is illegal in Britain and Ireland and I'm sure there is someone who can help you.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)

She's the priest

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

Except when some PC pussy comes along and worries about religious discrimination
Then you're plain fucked.
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)