You can drink out of a bottle with your little finger out
unless your fat useless fingers can't grip the bottle enough to lift it without that extra support, you feeble wanker
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

I just hate drinking out of bottles
When the fuck did water bottle manufactures all of a sudden decide we need artificial teets to suckle on?
( MrA, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

I wish we could go back to skeins.
Fluids taste so much better straight from an animal's bladder
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)