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My sweat, glorious creatures!
How do you like to drink? Do you have a favourite drinking vessel (aside from a boat!). Do you sip, quaff or slug?

I am currently enjoying an ice cold red (fuck the wine nazis)out of a goblet. It is lovely to just slurp it in big mouthfuls!
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)
I drink water like porn stars drink milk
Everything else is drunk with my little finger sticking out
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)
Odd that, I drink water rudely too!
Sadly not from the pussy of an 18 year old Nip school girl like I choose to believe you suggest.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)
Vimto through a crazy straw

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)
takes good lung work that.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)
I'm on the Budvar right now
out of a glass mind. I'm not your uncivilized out of the bottle type. *pinky fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)
You can drink out of a bottle with your little finger out
unless your fat useless fingers can't grip the bottle enough to lift it without that extra support, you feeble wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)
I just hate drinking out of bottles
When the fuck did water bottle manufactures all of a sudden decide we need artificial teets to suckle on?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
I wish we could go back to skeins.
Fluids taste so much better straight from an animal's bladder
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
NNNG
NNNG
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)
i drink wine out the bottle
but tonight it's vodka from a glass all civilised like
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)
Its better out of a big wide goblet glass.
You can leer at people as soon as it leaves the lips, hopefully with some dripping off your teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
people?
that sir, implies i have friends
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
Naaaaah!
People at the next table as ytou sit alone in a posh resturant doing bottle after bottle in.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
god i can only dream
i dont get let out much
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
I can only drink vodka if it is disguised
Like rhubarb flavour in revolution etc
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)
then why drink it at all young one...?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
because them shot sticks are nice

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
Cider from a vase.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)
Ala Brian Potter?

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
Stella from a can.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)
Touch of class.
Then flatten it on the wifes head?
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
Normally through my mouth and down my throat.
I'm crazy like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
i drink claret through a sieve

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
no one likes lumps.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
from an ice cold glass from the freezer.. with the coolest crappy spanish lager
but I prefer my dark beers, mahou negra, theakstons old peculiar etc.

I drink them and feel like a REAL MAN. I drink then do an "ahhhh" sound to show my manly delight.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

I drink too fast apparently.

I have an earthen ware mass that takes 1.4 litres, which is my vessel of choice at my place during partys
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
I have a cup hewn (sp) from a bulls horn.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
i'll never drink your sweat

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
It certainly doesn't sound very appealing.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
no, i mean that's my great regret
i forgot the sad face :(
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
Oh, well you go for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
I have a two pint plastic beaker
that I use exclusively for chugging vimto from!! If any other drinkable liquid ends up in it, it has to be thoroughly washed of any evidence of such an occurrence!
(Dutch Lover! roses are red, violets are stupid and so are you, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
I wear a diver's helmet, then fill it with hot tea
then gulp it down before I drown
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)