I have to be in church at 11:30
for a Christening. This goes against everything I stand for. I will feel out of place and a hypocryte
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Hankster, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:43,
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Steal the baby
and baptise it into the Church of Satan
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:44,
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