My oldest mate
whom I now work with has the habit of taking the piss a bit at work sometimes (In a non-nasty amusing way). In retaliation this will be on standby for the notice board
img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/jrx575/john1.jpg (Mildy NSFW)

Some of you may know him from a couple of Oxford bashes
( Hankster, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:09, archived)

He is Martin Freeman's fatter, uglier brother
AICMFP
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:17, archived)

I would have said he looks more like one of the Gallaghers

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:18, archived)

I can only think of one song that fits that...so I shall sing it...
Wanna be your dominated love slave
Wanna be the one who takes the pain
you can spank me when I do not behave
Smack me in the forehead with a chain


/I'm in that sort of mood where I will spend the day linking everything to songs...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:26, archived)

hehe
You really don't want to see what is going on in the bottom of the picture that I cropped out. I'm disturbed for good now.
( Hankster, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:30, archived)

no I am completely certain I don't
but the song is good...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:33, archived)

If I guess who wrote it, do I win a prize?

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:37, archived)

depends
if you want an empty crisp packet or a bottle of nail varnish remover, then yes - cos thats what I have here...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:38, archived)

No handjob?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:41, archived)

No
I don't have time this mroning...I have to go to church (my Grandparents are over)
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:41, archived)

But church doesn't involve Green Day!

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:43, archived)

I have to be in church at 11:30
for a Christening. This goes against everything I stand for. I will feel out of place and a hypocryte
( Hankster, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:43, archived)

Steal the baby
and baptise it into the Church of Satan
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:44, archived)

Good plan
*hatches plan*
( Hankster, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:45, archived)

You mean you dont usually get up before then?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:47, archived)

Arf!
He will pummel your bottom for this:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:34, archived)

That'll teach him to write "Gay" on my locker

( Hankster, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:35, archived)

:)
You could steal his lunch money too:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:36, archived)