Copious amounts of fucking
whilst you sat around getting sand in your cock.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

i didn´t get any in my cock you idiot
sand only goes in vaginas!

... oh wait
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)

now now ...
you know the first rule of talking about sex on the internet.

If you talk about it, it didn't happen.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)

yeah, but in comparison to being a massive paedo lech on the beach
desperately twisting to cover up the stiffy you've got from some under-17 32B's, for fucks sake, rubbing your boner in the sand in a horrible grainy frotting so that the chafing detracts from the revulsion you feel about yourself, man, that's just wrong.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

That's a bit harsh.
'massive'?
He can't help being big boned
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)