I'm indoors because nobody will go out with me,
the cunts.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

That's because you're a stupid poo-poo face
I'm going to a BBQ later, BBQs for teh win!
(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

Maybe having a shower
may rectify this...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)