Good Lord
what an absolutely beautiful day today is! The sun is out, women are wearing all of the skimpyness...so will somebody please tell me why I'm in work again?

/Looks down back of sofa to try and find a life
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 13:02, archived)

I'm indoors because nobody will go out with me,
the cunts.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

That's because you're a stupid poo-poo face
I'm going to a BBQ later, BBQs for teh win!
(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

Maybe having a shower
may rectify this...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)

because those floors need mopping

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

Well they'll never let me serve fries
unless I start at the bottom of the ladder...

*mops*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)

Because those fries ain't gonna serve themselves.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)

its too warm to sleep
i think the day should stop, then try again.
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)