Boredom reminds me of Ade Edmondson with a cricket bat.

( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:11, archived)

Classic lines:)
'And they let children play this, you say? I mean, it's pretty strong stuff, isn't it Eddie? You know, knights TAKING prawns, and apparently if a prawn "goes all the way" he turns into a queen! '
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)

Arf! Bottom was fucking fantastic.
I can just hear Rik shouting "No, no, Eddie, no!"
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:18, archived)

the drawing room
is that near the colouring in room ?

excellent
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)

Pffft

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:26, archived)