You mum

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(Frogb3at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)

They would know where you're buried because it's where your less spasticated brother pushed his 5 a side goal post into the ground and a gassy smell of decomposed Downs rose up

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

,,,,.,,.

(Frogb3at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

"MUMMY! It smells like an eggy kabab shop in the garden!"
"Oh, don't worry about that Danny, that's where we buried your late abortion brother, he had a face like a Tesco value onion, and his cry sounded like a chuckling pony...it was for the best. Better to be an only child than have a brother who thinks dust is food."
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

LOLLERPFFT!

( RedStar returneth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

Hahaha

(Frogb3at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

pfft!

( RedStar returneth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)