"MUMMY! It smells like an eggy kabab shop in the garden!""Oh, don't worry about that Danny, that's where we buried your late abortion brother, he had a face like a Tesco value onion, and his cry sounded like a chuckling pony...it was for the best. Better to be an only child than have a brother who thinks dust is food."
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