One of my dogs had to have
a Urethrostomy on Sunday, poor little bugger
The Vet had to castrate him as part of the process and his wee comes out where his ballsack used to be, rendering his willy COMPLETELY redundant.

Care to guess how much that cost me?
(alt question: alternate uses for his now useless dog cock)
( RedStar returneth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)

Also that picture took me too long to do :(

( RedStar returneth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)

I'm clicking neither of them

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)

Novelty earring

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)

£1200?
Poor little bugger :(
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)

Does standard Rolf impression
poor little fella
( RedStar returneth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)

*sympathetic wobble boards*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)

He was close to kicking the proverbial

( RedStar returneth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)

if me and red rocket weren't BFFs
i'd say we have one already and point at his profile.
but we are, so i won't.
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)

Big Fat Fudge-packers?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)

no thanks
you keep them
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

Bloat Faced Felchers?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

you're most kind, but i couldn't
it's nearly lunchtime
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

Brick Fucked Faggots?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

goodness, your kitchen is well stocked

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)

Poor little dog
No male of any species should be separated from their dingle-dongle unless they work in government.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)

Must be difficult to get his head around.
he doesn't for anything. He has to pee like a girl.
Imagine if you suddenly had to start peeing out of your gooch?
( RedStar returneth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)

I'd really rather not :S

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)

Cost?
You took the Dogs right to be a Man Dog.
(Fluffster, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)

i fucking hate dogs and hope there is some kind of canine aids that wipes them all out

( mongychops, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)

alt q: put on some leather gloves, safari jacket and grip it in your teeth.
Then say "I love it when a plan comes together" Hannibal style.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)

I well like that Snow Patrol song "set fire to the third bar".
And I like that All-American Rejects song "Another Heart Calls"

I quite like duets.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)

I thought you'd be into trios

(__, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)

Biblical joke right here

(__, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)

isn't 'don't explain your jokes'
on your list of comedy tips?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

I forgot I was doing stand up at the moment

(__, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)

surely 'how to be funny'
doesn't just cover on stage antics?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)

£2.17
Which would have been too much.
Slit it's throat next time it needs anything doing.
(Frogb3at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)

I wish the abortion law timeline ran until after you were born, your mum would so have put you a shoebox in the garden.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)

You mum

EDIT: No ninja edits allowed
(Frogb3at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)

They would know where you're buried because it's where your less spasticated brother pushed his 5 a side goal post into the ground and a gassy smell of decomposed Downs rose up

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

,,,,.,,.

(Frogb3at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

"MUMMY! It smells like an eggy kabab shop in the garden!"
"Oh, don't worry about that Danny, that's where we buried your late abortion brother, he had a face like a Tesco value onion, and his cry sounded like a chuckling pony...it was for the best. Better to be an only child than have a brother who thinks dust is food."
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

LOLLERPFFT!

( RedStar returneth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

Hahaha

(Frogb3at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

pfft!

( RedStar returneth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

I have to agree with you on this
Whoever they are, they're shit.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)

I agree also
I was prepared for someone to be terribly shit about my post. The dog/cat arguement rages on as always on b3ta.
But I at least expected it to be someone I knew of like mongy.
( RedStar returneth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

I like both.
I'm bi-petual.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)

my friend was trying to bury her dead pet rat,
and accidentally dug up a previous resident's decomposed dog

must have been horrible
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

50 pounds?
All they needed was a rusty coat hanger and a bottle of whisky?
(Bababoon, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)

I'd've done it for free.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)

Using only your teeth

( RedStar returneth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)

When can I pencil you in for my dogs castration?

(Bababoon, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

I'm on m way.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

He really should have been neutered anyway.

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

Agreed
but it has always been just a case of us being responsible and not letting him wonder around fucking everything on heat.
( RedStar returneth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)