I once ate some calcium,
after saying "It's calci-yummy!".

I then burnt.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

Pfft
calci-yummy
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

did you then set fire to your hydrogen burps?

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)

No,
I spat it out and swore.

I got an E in A-level Chemistry.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

well you did better than me
i gave it up 1/2 way through, after i got a C at AS.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)