Elvis was great,
but all the impersonaters really annoy me. Leave him in peace.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

I may have liked him if
I could switch channel without seeing a compilation and constantly have Elvis impersonators banging on about him...

All this has programmed me to hate him with a passion.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

Like this one (GC?)
www.aouu67.dsl.pipex.com/cameltoe-elvis.jpg
(rupturedtoad, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)