Another warm day
but these old walls have left me with a cold bed with freshly laundered sheets that needs warming up.

Any suggestions to avoid cold bum syndrome?
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)

a) I misread that as old balls
b) I hate cold beds too, but discovered when I was ill that wrapping yourself in a fleece blanket first makes everything feel all toasty warm. then chuck the blanket out the bed when you get too hot
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)

Cold beds are the best!
I can't sleep if my bedroom is warm.

Though a warm bed is nice to get into when coming back from a toilet trip. Especially if there is someone else warming it for you.
( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)

you are a freak like Mr V
he enjoys getting into a cold bed. I whinge about it
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)

Look, a warm bed is only effective when:
A) It is warmed by a body.
B) The atmosphere around the bed is cool.
C) ???
D) Profit.
( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:00, archived)

In a way,
a cold bed is exciting..

It's much better for two though, then it can be fun!
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:04, archived)

Shoulders toes and knees
I'm 36 degrees
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:10, archived)

I'm sure you are,
Professor Lanstrom
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

this!
hard!
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)

Which part of this?

( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:59, archived)

all of it
twice.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:01, archived)

Marry me?

( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:02, archived)

Can we have a threesome?

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:05, archived)

No.

( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:05, archived)

*cries*

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:06, archived)

yes!
i will.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:05, archived)

You've made me the happiest b3tan ever!!!1!!!1!!

( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:07, archived)

*bums*

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:12, archived)

Thiiiiis!!!

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:59, archived)

What, like warm piss ?

/I don't know what it is with your posts, but i never read them properly before i reply.
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)

Sock my bulls.

( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:01, archived)

flatulence

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)

Fuego!
Fuego don las litos!
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:07, archived)